Possibly the worst movie ever
We just watched Pterodactyl on the Cinemax channel. Goodness knows why we started watching, but let's just say that it was so bad that you would have had to pay me to watch it in the cinema. The kind of bad that makes your eyes water in sheer agony especially at the one liners.
The plot: Somewhere in the Turkish border, a (very very fake looking) volcano holds a secret: You guessed it! Pterodactyls!!! (as Judith would say "ya think?")
Okay, the actresses looked perfect, no matter how much the gore, they didn't pay the animators very much money so the walls looked like they came out of a video game circa 1988. And oh, it took a gadzillion bullets to kill one of the creatures, but these people can also shoot across a gorge and get it pin blank perfect and hit the bad guy.
Memorable lines:
Captain Bergin: Now, keep your mouth shut, or your teeth won't make the rest of the trip!
He also says: We have a saying here; we cry tomorrow because today we have work to do.
Okkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaay. Nonetheless, but a bunch of crap talking people around a living room as the movie rolls and it becomes kind of *fun* : point out just how perky the actresses 36DDDDDD busts were and huccome they still had perfect teeth and Kohl under their eyes (you realise how difficult it is to put kohl on? ) despite technically being in this crack commando team and being in the field. Hahhahahah.
The plot: Somewhere in the Turkish border, a (very very fake looking) volcano holds a secret: You guessed it! Pterodactyls!!! (as Judith would say "ya think?")
Okay, the actresses looked perfect, no matter how much the gore, they didn't pay the animators very much money so the walls looked like they came out of a video game circa 1988. And oh, it took a gadzillion bullets to kill one of the creatures, but these people can also shoot across a gorge and get it pin blank perfect and hit the bad guy.
Memorable lines:
Captain Bergin: Now, keep your mouth shut, or your teeth won't make the rest of the trip!
He also says: We have a saying here; we cry tomorrow because today we have work to do.
Okkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaay. Nonetheless, but a bunch of crap talking people around a living room as the movie rolls and it becomes kind of *fun* : point out just how perky the actresses 36DDDDDD busts were and huccome they still had perfect teeth and Kohl under their eyes (you realise how difficult it is to put kohl on? ) despite technically being in this crack commando team and being in the field. Hahhahahah.
